Jennifer Lopez awoke this morning and mentioned, “Convey me the tallest equipment in all of the land,” and the land being Paris, it was carried out. 

Lopez, who’s at the moment honeymooning with Ben Affleck in France, stepped out of her lodge in footwear, earrings, and sun shades that may solely be described as XXL. 

Let the fashions hold their teeny shades and minimalism;, J.Lo mentioned “MORE!” Let’s break it down.

Taking within the French air, the singer-producer-actor opted for a dove-gray spin on the platform heels she wore the day earlier than. On a visit to the Louvre, she’d stepped out in pink high-platform peep-toes. 

Exiting her lodge, she selected heels so tall you possibly can actually see all of the layers supporting her. Ma’am, you already know you’re allowed to only get your denims hemmed, proper? You don’t even have to do that.

Then there’s the glasses. Now that is simply basic J.Lo. When she’s not in aviators, her lenses are large and tinted, even when she’s enjoying a personality.

As for the earrings? Properly, they’re not technically hoops, since they don’t circle her earlobes, however they’ve circles, so shut sufficient. Permit Jennifer Lopez herself to clarify the advantages of the hoops life-style:

“Glittering, sparkly, circles. These are the way you make a hoop!” There’s really a lot model knowledge right here. If Lopez’s Gino’s girlfriend says, “Don’t be silly. Hoop earrings go along with all the things,” then hoop earrings go along with all the things. “Do you seem like rubbish slightly bit and need you didn’t? Placed on hoops and other people will assume, She seems to be good,” she tells me, and I need individuals to assume that! I do need my earlobes to get married to my shoulders.

However beware the risks of hoops. “Crucial: Don’t maintain a child with these in. Infants love hoops, they usually’re very grabby individuals,” and likewise, “The larger the ring, it hurts extra.” So true.

This story was initially revealed on GLAMOUR US.